Top Ten Tuesday: Quotes
Top Ten Tuesday is a weekly meme created by The
Broke and the Bookish in June of
2010 and was moved to and is now hosted by That Artsy Reader Girl in January of 2018. Each week will be a different Top Ten
list. Everyone is welcome to join and link up.
This week is: Favorite Book Quotes
I don’t actually have any favorite book quotes but when reading I tend
to write down parts of books I find funny or happen to like or that stood out
to me.
*This list is no specific order*
*Click book title or series for
Goodreads link
“..So the
Simi glad you didn’t stay dead, and I promise I won’t kill you again. Friend?”
But Van turned on Farica Bader so fast, the woman
took several steps away him only to crash into his sister. The unholy smile on
that woman’s face made it clear Carrie Van Holtz would happily throw Farica
into a poll of Sharks if the opportunity presented itself.
Toni looked over at Livy, but her best friend was
about to get into a fight with a rude squirrel who kept mocking her from a high
branch.
“You
almost got plowed by a cab. And if you want to get plowed, I will gladly volunteer
my services. I promise I’ll be a lot–“
I run to the dresser and look in the mirroe for the
first tiem today. Written across my forehead in blak ink it says: Someone wrote
on your forhead.
“Water?
At a wedding? I don’t understand,” he asks in confusion. “Did you invite Jesus? That’s the
only way that will be acceptable.”
A few seconds and one scream later, and he was back
on the phone. “Did
you say you were delivering some heads?”
“Sorry. I didn’t mean to force my butt
into your face” That’s
an apology I’d never thought I’d have to make.
“If Mark wasn’t a cool guy and if your dad
hadn’t got there first, I’d bang Mark’s mom.”
“Why not?” Gwen picks up one of the cock-shaped cookies and bites
off the head, making me cringe. I don’t have a penis, but I can imagine that
would hurt. “They taste delicious. I
added a hint of pumpkin spice. Bitches love pumpkin spice.” She nods her head like it’s a fact that bitches
love pumpkin spice. She finishes the cookie,
moaning appreciatively.
12 comments
Some of these quotes actually made me laugh out loud! Fun list! :-)
ReplyDeleteI am addicted to book quotes , what a fun list :) Mine is https://thephantomparagrapher.blogspot.co.nz/2018/03/top-ten-tuesday-book-quotes.html
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun list! :)
ReplyDeleteMy Top 10
Excellent post! #6 is cracking me up though. :D
ReplyDeleteHere is out Top Ten Tuesday. Thanks!
I haven't read any of these, but I really love the White Hot Kiss quote! I have been wanting to start that, but hesitant because I don't have the best track record with Jennifer Armentrout.
ReplyDeleteMy TTT.
You should read White Hot Kiss
Deletehahaha some of these made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteI want to read Sherrilyn Kenyon books but they are too many in just one series that discourages me to start them.
lol I wrote this with my husband's account, I need to sign out. This is Mariela hahaha
Delete😂 😂 😂 why is that so funny
DeleteHa I like your list!! My first visit to your blog, very nice!!
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These are great quotes! And I feel the same way about quotable moments- sometimes it is just a feeling that the moment gave me and not necessarily exactly what it is being said by a character.
ReplyDeleteNice list :D Almost all of these are so funny specially the #9 :D
ReplyDeleteMy TTT: http://flippingthruthepages.com/2018/03/ten-favourite-personal-dedications-books-ive-read/